(，人在漫威开店，刚成毁灭日然而还没等它开火，德拉克斯一个飞扑抓住它，硬生生撕成两半。“你，”德拉克斯看着爬在上面的奎尔，“睡过阿斯卡瓦里安人的男人，”奎尔翻了个白眼继续往上爬，“只是那么一次而已...”我以为你要用剑的德拉克斯你怎么没有穿咱们的太空队服我以为你要用剑的银河护卫队2ithoughtyourthingwasasword.我们是被雇来阻止一只可以多维度穿梭的怪物汲取这能源电池的guardiansofthegalaxyvo1.2wevebeenhiredtostopaninter-密苏里州地球1980年dimensionalbeast...跟我来慢点你觉得我会用剑来搞定吗comeon!-slowdown.fromfeedingonthosebatteries，andimgon你在说什么小百合快点nastopitwithaswordwhatdoyousay，myriverlilycomeon!不是一般都是你用剑我用枪吗-你要带我去哪-来来来一whereareyoutakingme-itsjust，swordswereyourthingandgunswecomeon，comeon，comeon.remine看来我们今天都要用枪了一瞧-哦真漂亮butiguesswerebothdoinggunsnow.ijustd-look.look.-oh，itsbeautiful!idn’tknowthat.我本以为它适应不了这片土地德拉克斯你怎么没有穿咱们的太空队服iwasafraiditwouldnttaketothissoil.drax，whyarentyouwearingoneofrockets没想到长得这么快aero-rigsbutitrootedquickly.-珞着疼-疼很快它就会到处都是-ithurts.-hurtsandsoonit’1lbeeverywhere.我的**有些敏感遍布全宇宙ihavesensitivenipples.allacrosstheuniverse.哈哈哈我的**疼笑死我啦我听不懂你在说什么hahaha!mynippleshurt!0hgoodnessme!we1lidon’tknowwhatyouretalkingabout.他呢他又在那搞什么玩意儿..whatabouthimwhatshedoing但你说话的样子真可爱butilikethewayyousayit.我正在整咱的音响呢这样可以边听歌边工我的心属于你但你说话的样子真可爱wnataboutn1mwnatsneao1ngbutilikethewayyousayit.我正在整咱的音响呢这样可以边听歌边工我的心属于你作myheartisyours...imfinishingthissowecanlistentotunesw梅乐迪丝奎尔hilewework.meredithquill.-这时候整这玩意儿-怪奎尔啊真不敢相信自己爱上了一个外星人-howisthatapriority-blamequil1.icantbelieveifellinlovewithaspaceman就他才这么喜欢听音乐he’stheonewholovesmusicsomuch.34年后不这点我同意德拉克斯现在确实没必要弄34yearslater这个君王星no，tthesovereignplanetshardlyimportantrightnow.表演时间到同志们哦好吧听你的奎尔showtime，a-holes!oh，e，quil1.它随时会出现我是认真的这次我站德拉克斯itsgoabehereanyminute.no，seriously，isidewithdrax.这里就是它的葬身之地我知道我知道你非常认真whichwillbeitsloss.no，rebeingveryser不不要德拉克斯等等iousrightnow.no，no，drax!waitaminute!我得看到你眨眼睛他在搞什么鬼icanclearlyseeyouwinking.whatishedoing糟糕我用左眼了他说皮太厚没法从外部刺穿所以他dammit.imusingmylefteyehesaidtheskinistoothicktobepiercedfro我是格鲁特mtheoutside，sohe...iamgroot!-神经病啊-我刚要拦住他他们根本没在看你-thatdoesntmakeanysense!-theywerenotlookingatyoufuy.itriedtellinghimthat!情况不妙它的皮无论内外都是一样厚的thatsintense.skinsthesamelevelofthicknessfromthei银河护卫队2nsideasfromtheoutside!guardiansofthegalaxyvol.2我知道克里斯·普拉特irealizethat.佐伊·索尔达娜它的喉咙有一处伤口戴夫·巴蒂斯塔thereisacutonitsneck.范·迪塞尔格鲁特宝宝火箭让它往上边看布莱德利·库珀火箭浣熊rocket，getittolookup.迈克尔·鲁克嗨海猴子我在这凯伦·吉兰hey，giantseamonkey!imhere!格鲁特快看奎尔groot!watchit，quill!庞·克莱门捷夫耶我单枪匹马伊丽莎白·德比茨基yes!ihavesinglehandedly克里斯·沙利文灭了这只怪物格鲁特躲开点你会受伤的vanquishedthebeast!groot，getoutoftheway!youregoingtoget干嘛啦hurt.what嗨-这玩意儿叫什么来着-安纽拉斯电池hi.一whataretheycalledagain-肖恩·古恩anulaxbatteries.汤米·弗拉纳根傻不啦叽电池史泰龙harbularybatteries.库尔特·拉塞尔这跟我刚说的简直天差地别不吐出来乖快吐出来thatsnothinglikewhatijustsaid.no，no!spititout，spititout，cmon.这些东西价值不菲真恶心buttheyreworththousandsofunitsapiecedisgusting!，whichis...这怪物的皮太厚了外边根本穿不透这也是为什么君王星雇我们来保护它们thebeastshideistoothicktobepiercedfrwhythesovereignhiredustoprotectthem.omtheoutside.注意自己的言辞他们可不好打交道我要从里边把它切开carefulwhatyousayaroundthesefolks，theimustcutthroughitfromtheinside.yreeasilyoffended.动不动就判死刑我知道她是你的妹妹thecostoftransgressionisdeath.iunderstandsheisyoursister.感谢你们为此铤而走险她不过是我要去赞达尔星球领的一笔赏金wethankyouguardiansforputtingyourlive罢了sontheline.shesworthnomoretomethanthebountyduef我们不能让自己的人民去冒险orheronxandar.wecouldnotriskthelivesofourownsoverei我们的士兵逮捕她时她正在企图偷电池gncitizens.oursoldiersapprehendedherattemptingto每一个公民都是精心设计的stealthebatteries.everycitizenisbornexactlyasdesignedby任君处置thecommunity.dowithherasyouplease.无论生理还是精神上都毫无瑕疵感谢您阿耶莎主教大人impeccable，bothphysicallyandmentally.wethankyou，highpriestessayesha.我们掌控着后代的基因您来自何方奎尔先生wecontrolthednaofourprogenywhatisyourheritage，11在生命舱中培育着他们-我母亲来自地球-那您父亲呢germinatingtheminbirthingpods.-mymotherwasfromearth.-andyourfather我还是更倾向于用传统的方式造人反正不是密苏里州的我就知道这么多iguessiprefertomakepeopletheoldfashioheaintfrommissouri.thatsalllknow.nedway.在你身上或许哪天你可以给我上堂历史课iseeitwithinyou.hapssomedayyoucouldgivemeahis我看到了非正统血脉torylesson...anunorthodoxgenealogy.用我们祖先最传统古老的方式一个相当鲁莽的决定inthearchaicwaysofourancestors.ahybridthatseemsparticularly...纯粹作学术讨论所诞生的混血儿foracademicpurposes.reckless我很荣幸从学术的角度来说人们都说你们星球的人都是狂妄自大的混henameofresear蛋ch...youknow，theytoldmeyoupeoplewereconcei这或许会teddouchebags.ithinkthatcouldbe...但这应该是假话对吧相当呃令人难以接受butthatisnttrueatall..prettyuh，repulsive.im...啊糟糕我又眨错眼睛了是吗-我不是那么随便的男人-不好意思ah，shit.imusingmywrongeyeagain，aren-imnotintothatkindofcasual...-tiplease...不好意思本来打算背着你们眨的贵国还承诺了一些报酬imsorry，thatwas...thatwasmeanttobebeyourpeoplepromisedsomethinginexchangehindyourback.forourservices.他们没杀你算你走运兑现之后我们会马上离开countyourselfblessedtheydidntkillyoubringitandweshallgladlybeonourway.家庭团聚赞你是在说他们想买些电池吗!youwanttobuysomebatte怎么哪都有你riesdamnshadow.好的我们去赞达尔领奖金吧这全宇宙有两种人al1right，letsgetbaldlytoxandarandcoltherearetwotypesofbeingsintheuniverselectthatbounty.lakeshoredrive(byaiottahaynesjeremiah跳舞的和不跳舞的thosewhodanceandthosewhodonot.theresaroadidliketotellyouabout，liv我第一次遇见我的爱人是在一场战前动员esinmyhometown会lakeshoredrivetheroadiscalledanditlleyouupordown-我的天-村里的所有人都在手舞足蹈fromratsonuptorichesfifteenminutesyou-ohgod.-canflyeveryoneinthevillageflailedaboutdanciprettybluelightsalongtheway，helpyouring.ghtonby除了一个女人我的奥薇特andthebluelightsshiningwithaheavenlygexceptonewoman.myovette.race，helpyourightonby我对她一见钟情andthereaintnoroadjustlikeitiknewimme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